Jack’s Back
IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095389/ Starring: James Spader, Cynthia Gibb and one of favorite character actors: Robert Picardo Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe I had never seen this...
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DISCLAIMER: I had a hard time rating this movie. I settled on “Total Crap” instead of “Epic Crap” because I’d actually be willing to watch some of the “epic crap” movies again for their comedic value....
View ArticleThe Pact
IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2040560/ Starring: Nobody you’ve ever heard of. Probably. No, wait, Casper Van Dien is in this. Review in a nutshell: I can’t believe how good this movie was… for...
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DISCLAIMER: This was supposed to go up last week. Sorry about that. IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756851/ Starring: Val Kilmer, Bruce Dern and Father Guido Sarducci ( credited as Don...
View ArticleAll Cheerleaders Die
Editor’s Note: The following statement from Jim was written at the top of the email I received. I had to review it. I was compelled by beings made of pure light, to warn the Earth, so that others might...
View ArticleThe Girl in the Photographs
IMDB link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3826866/ Starring: Kal “Motherfucking” Penn Review: Netflix seems to think this movie is about a small town girl getting stalked by a deranged photographer....
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The Blood Harvest
IMDB link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4048964/ Starring: Some parkour guy. Review: Like 50% of this movie gets the coveted “Not crap” rating. Maybe even 75%. The rest is bringing it down to “kinda...
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